Tag: #funnystories

Number Two, The Glue!

So, from my previous blog you’re possibly wondering about the glue, I’ll tell you.

*Cracks knuckles* Ok it all started in primary school. I never liked to play with the other children as you know, they’re all poo-poo heads. So I sat alone most time and it came to arts and crafts. Now with a Level 1 Diploma now it was just natural that I had an interest with that subject. *Clears throat* So, we were casually sitting at our brightly colored hexagon  desk with glue pots every where, roughly cut up paper, and as usual some other kids demanding all the best colored pencils Need to make sure that tree is extra blue and purple!. So using the good old Pritt Stick I had a big whiff of the glue to my surprise it smelled good, sweet and a little strange. The other kid looked at me like I was an alien and suddenly a devilish smirk washed over his face “Lick it, I dare ya!” he taunted. So me being me rarely backing down from a dare; my tongue licked over the glue stick and that moment is when I knew, I liked the taste of glue sticks.

So as years went by I grew a taste for all different types of glue, Like the tacky glue on an envelope, which was sort of encouraged by the very sweet taste and the fact it was okay to have in your mouth. When I was around 15 I was snooping around my grandmothers house I usually would do and behold, UHU! That brightly colored yellow stick of glory just looking at me and if it had a face it would have been winking at me. So I picked up the yellow stick and removed the cap.  Slowly I picked it up to my nose and took a very long inhale. Ohh my Lord above that was the best smelling glue ever.

So it was final, the best smelling glue to me will always be UHU. Not to say I’m a glue sniffer…In like the drug way but because I just like the smell…Don’t judge me!!! Well not too much anyhow. So yeah from being in that arts and crafts to snooping in my Grandmothers house I discovered my little love for the smell and taste for glue sticks. I don’t very much like the smell or taste of liquid glue just the solid form. But yeah just be careful when you snoop in your grandmothers house especially when looking the ottoman.

If you want to know what I found in the Ottoman, please come back … I’ll miss you…I need you! *Cries* Then tune in tomorrow or every 2 day’s to read more of my very strange little secrets and adventures! I hope you have a wonderful day or evening or which ever and I hope you had a good old read! 😀

Bye!

P.s,

I was actually as people describe. “The strange kid in the corner of the classroom eating glue and forcing my face to go red…Yeah I used to do that..I’m sure everyone has at one point…No..Just me…? Okay…

Welcome To My First Blog!

Welcome To My First Blog!

Hello! So this is my first ever blog! How exciting! So the reason I’ve decided to do blogs is because of one of my best friends MC Studios! I’ve found that I highly enjoy writing and I think I might finally stick to this hobby. Unlike the crocheting, painting, swimming, daily walks … I think you get the message.  So anyway I want to really start off with something new and hopefully give you a good old laugh on the way. Maybe telling the odd story about my life…T-that’s if you’ve not clicked away by now…? Oh, you haven’t YAY! Thank you for staying with me and hopefully you’ll end up wanting to come back for more blogs…

So! I’m assuming you’re wondering and yes, I assumed the one thing that 2016/17 frowns on these days…Ok so why Queen Noodle I hear you ask?  *Presses ear against the monitor…’Oh that screen bright’…Rubs eye* Ah well it all started with a small YouTube video I had put up just…Just here … >  youtube.com/watch?v=Nku0OaP52Fo  I’m very basic with blogs hence why there isn’t the casual *(click here)* link instead of the long ass link posted. I’m sure I’ll ask Tom AKA MC Studios to be my senpai! *Kawaii mode activated* Also the link to his latest blog  I’ll post just… Just here!  https://mongscaststudios.wordpress.com/2017/03/23/virtual-reality-are-we-there-yet/ So please even if it means giving up on my blog go ahead and take a right good read on MC Studios page! It’s awesome also, ALSO! he has an amazing YouTube Channel youtube.com/user/xMongscastx He puts so much effort and time into his YouTube channel even with a job he has time to pump out awesome new videos and spend hours editing too. So go ahead and check it out 😀

Right! So more on the Queen Noodle name it started out as that little video and it eventually become more of a joke so I decided to create a small connection of wonderful and amazing friends who now become my Noodles. As natural order fell; I became the Queen…*clears throat* Well what do I say I did create my small bunch of followers Mwuhaha! But my friends mean the absolute world to me and they’ve shown me a much better life than I had before I met them.

So I grew up in a small town called Leicester, growing up I had no friends, I remember the exact day the 13+ years of bullying started and it all started with this one individual who I won’t name names *Eyes narrow* But I know who you are! But honestly I don’t think I’d change my past as it’s made me to the person I’ am today. Loving of all, but still on the other hand I still enjoy the odd lick of the glue stick  but I’m also very sensitive which I feel I need to really change.

Right the glue stick comment, should I really tell that story in this blog or make you wait until the next one…? Yeah…I will actually. So if you want to hear the story about the glue…(Not drug related so don’t feel horrified!) You need to keep checking back. I’ll be posting around every 2 days My XBOX One broke so I can’t play online so I might as well do something until that fixes! Right! so I hope you enjoy my introductory blog and hopefully you’ll stick around!